Funny jokes

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
because every play has a cast

what do you call a pig that does karate?
a pork chop

what do you call shoes made off banana peels?
slippers

why did the bicycle collapse?
because it was tired

what kind off tree fits your hand?
a palm tree

what do you call some one with nobody and no nose?

Nobody Knows

whats a cows favorite holiday
a Moo years day